one-eyed wooly booger

another term for the males sex tool. also known as the penis, this instrument is known for gagging and making females scream when used correctly.

Did you see the size of the guy's one-eyed wooly booger?!

by heywoodjablowme August 31, 2006

Wooly Hatter

A person with below average intelligence who lives in an area of severe urban deprivation, & is worse than a chav, & continually wears a wooly (or woven material) type hat in all types of weather & even indoors.

I wouldn't go to that area as it is full of Wooly Hatters

by Steinman July 25, 2007

Wooli

A place where bongs and condoms are hidden in bushes and a shit primary school with kids that are so popular or that are super fucking weird.

Let’s go Wooli Wooli

by Mungowungo November 22, 2021

wooly door

A door made out of sheep wool and or an entrance to a hairy buthole

Hey that girls has a wooly door

by j hookington June 1, 2014

woolie buger

a huge fur pie, like a massive bush and or briar patch...something you could not find the pussy hole through

I warned my brother before he had sex with that bitch, that she had a woolie buger.

by Ninja Boot Anonymous July 21, 2011

Señior Wooly

A psychological bias when you think your abilities are better when you’re high than when you’re sober!!!

Grace: “look how good I am at eating thos demogorgon!”
Alex: “dude thats just Señior Wooly!”

by Smokinhotunitato November 21, 2021

wooly bikini

a bikini with a built-in merkin.

Check out the wooly bikini near the lifeguard stand.

by fendersnap January 10, 2010