No. I won't.

Seriously you gotta stop this wishful thinking bullshit you're doing. That is not how this worked. Or works. Like, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Hym "No. I won't. That is not how this works. Really. This is like the most extreme, most pathetic form of money-see, monkey-do I have ever seen. Monkey needs to understand what it's seeing or monkey can't do anything but pantomime. That's why I'm such a big theory guy. You need to actually grasp the theory behind things. And you don't. Really. I cannot wait to see you try to explain what you thought you were doing. I've been doing that all along. I've been explaining as I go. YOU, ON THE OTHERHAND, I don't know what the fuck you think you're doing."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021

No. It won't.

And you're wasting everybody's time trying to prove that Michael Brookes wasn't weaker than me. And the rest of these idiots shouldn't be entertaining you with this. People heard what was happening to me and they wanted to get in on the fun and then Liam Payne was driving to jumping off of his balcony for no reason other than he had an Iam and a Y in his name. You couldn't stop it from happening to THEM so you want it to not stop happening to me because you were too fixated on the NOMENCLATURE (how we refer to it) and not the substance. I was RIGHT about how pernicious this is AND my superior ability to resist. That fact of the matter is your a sad, washed up, C list comedian who is taking out his friend-suicide grief on someone who has been in the exact situation that killed you friend for 15 years.

Hym "Mistaken identity was a death sentence for HIM and now you want it to be ALSO a death sentence for HYM. Because to save your friend you had to admit that Hym was right and smart and now if you don't murder me with weaponized schizophrenia that means Michael Brookes was weak and dumb. But that just isn't how any of that works. It's almost a waste of breath to even say it because you likely already know this. So no. It won't. And if it does it will take the form of someone's kid getting murdered."

by Hym Iam December 6, 2025

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

won't stand for it

Usually I): won't allow it (whatever it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).

boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Go get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma July 28, 2012