wumpus

a term of affection for one so loved and adored that all the shorty want to get with him. unrelated to bats.

"I love that G-wumpus. He gots the bling"

by gracie fo' sheezie April 8, 2005

wumpus

Wumpus (wum-pus)(n.) One who excells in areas such as intelligence, quick thinking, and ingenuity. Also may have a walrus-like personallity.

See - walrus, mythbusters, CSI.

Plural - wumpii.

Jamie Hyneman is definitely a Wumpus.

by Philosiphicus September 7, 2007

Wumpus

The little bump on a man's inner thigh that is sensitive to touch and can cause romantic feelings to be aimed the the toucher.

Listen, if you want a man to fall for you, you've got to touch his wumpus.

To catch a lover, wumpus him.

by lulufluff May 18, 2014

Wampus

When your anus is like a vacuum and you get popcorn stuck in your shitter.

Last night I was wampus

by wampus420 May 21, 2018

Wumpus

Wumpus is a common name for a round, blue-ish whale that is usually seen appearing to smile.

When used to describe people, the word is a compliment- meaning someone is big-hearted, sweet, and innocent.

"My favorite pokémon is that WUMPUS thing, I forget the name." "Oh, you mean wailmer !"

"Anna is so sweet, she's a real WUMPUS."

by iamdogbork July 18, 2019

Wampus

A simpleton. not smart

Guy: I totaly pwnd that chick
Guy2: Dude, you better watch out, she's no wampus! Brains, loyal and a bod
Guy: Please sucka she won't know what hit it.
Guy2: Ok, guys. Don't say I didn't warn you. She's got that pc hidden for leverage w/ codes cracked.

by ittybittyspidergotyour# October 25, 2009

hoodoo-wumpus

A voodoo curse that is placed on a person.

He put a hoodoo-wumpus on the guy that stole his big screen TV.

by wrdmkr August 8, 2006