throat whacking

Slightly or firmly pinching the esophagus while making an "ahh" sound. Usually to identify other friends or familiar peers in school or any public place

Hahah, did you hear Brykan throat whacking in the auditorium today?

by JokazINC December 16, 2015

smacking and whacking

To zealously stimulate one's own genitals.

Smacking and whacking cause I’m the only one with standards low enough to fuck me.

by Jaymez Renhcel January 25, 2018

chain watching

Similar to chain smoking. It is when you are addicted to a television series and watch multiple consecutive episodes, starting the next episode as soon as the previous one finishes.

"I'm so tired, I stayed up til 4 am watching the fifth season of 24."

"Dude you need to lay off the chain watching."

by littleninja March 27, 2010

Wave Whacking

When in an aquatic environment, such as a hot tub or pool, you and your bros take turns vigorously waving your hand in the direction of a bro's genital region to stimulate sexual gratification. This is best done when there is no female present. To clear up any discrepancies about ones sexual orientation, the act of wave whacking is non-homosexual, because there is no physical contact with the other bros body.

see also: dutch rudder

So the other day in the hot tub, Jerry was feeling down about himself because of a girl, so I helped a brotha out and gave him a wave whacking.

When my friends and I have a rough week in school, we take turns wave whacking each other in the hot tub.

After a late unsuccessful night at the club, sometimes you need a bro to wave whack with.

by DJ Didyomom January 1, 2012

Muff watching

Muff watching: The act of observing young women entering the university library whilst necking a caramel latte from afar.

Fancy a coffee and a spot of muff watching before the lecture lad?

by The turkey gun gun December 7, 2010

whale watching

The act of scrolling through an endless sea of fat chicks on an online dating site such as Match.com or OKCupid.

Well noted long term effects of whale watching include: depression, denial, hysteria, lowering your standards, insanity, and finally acceptance with terminal loss of vision.

The cure? Fuck a hot chick.

Jonny jon spent hours last night whale watching only to wake up blind the next morning.

Dude1: Your gf is fat yo
Dude2: She aint fat, she's just a bit big boned
Dude1: *Takes off glasses* here wear these
Dude2: OMFG!!
Dude1: Common symptom of whale watching too much.. time to up your standards yo

by okcdude February 18, 2011

weed whacking

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

Brandon was caught weed whacking by his friends after they all smoked a bowl

by blucifer72 February 18, 2010