What do you wanna eat?

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat, Im talking ketchup, My nigga mustard on the beat, You gotta put a lot of lettuce please, Because I like to have a lot of green. I remember eating outside with my whole team, Now a nigga gotta stay home cause of quarentine, I want 2 McChickens and fries cause I'm hungry, You look broke! Like my fries you looking salty, Get me McFlurries, make the Oreos Drip Drip, Straight up out McDonald's with no Tip Tip, And i want a pint of lean I'ma Sip Sip, You gotta buy them baked cookies that Chocolaty Chip, And i want 50 Apple pies i didn't forget that. If you fuck up then I'll punch you I didn't forget that, And if the machine is broken then you gonna get slapped. You not my homie now if you do not come back. YOU GOTTA HURRY NOW! I know you heard that, Young nigga stomach grumbling cause I wanna Big Mac. Why you still looking at me with that ugly ass hat? You gotta go now so you better run fast.

Person 1: Ay yo! What do you wanna eat?
Person 2: https: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZDCVV-BmA&ab_channel=Chairo

by ILikeBig August 29, 2021

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.

Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If Your Cognitive behavioral SKill Is Manifestation And You Are Presumed Lazy Then Be Determined In WHat YOu Do Because YOu Might End up Being Psychic By Definition & Meaning<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 8, 2023

You're responsible for what you do and what everyone else does

Then, under the auspices of this, how is Matt Walsh NOT responsible for that school shooting? Where he said it was a holy war and then the next day their was a school. Shooting a at catholic school. The first trans shooter ever. If HE is responsible for everything HE does... AND everything everyone else does... How is the thing I SAID earlier incorrect?

A fucking retard "Cus you're a misogynist and I don't want you to be right about anything anymore."

Hym "Well... I AM. You make up your own bullshit rules regarding behavior. You apply it to everyone. You give yourself a pass. You give your logic never applies to your friends or allies. And then you turn around and cry when anyone else doesn't follow them. 'But why aren't you following my rule about not talking about my slut-daughter and/or purpose generating fuck trophies!?' Look at him! 'You're responsible for what you do AND what everyone else does.' So how is your co-worker NOT responsible for your 'holy war' against the trans the resulted in a bunch of murdered children? BY YOUR OWN LOGIC Matt Walsh has murdered more children then I have. Or am I ALSO responsible for that? I'm responsible for everything everyone does? Is society responsible? Is society 'getting what it deserves' when that happens? I take no responsibility for that. I have been largely excised from society. So no... I'm not responsible for that. Matt IS responsible for that. According to Jordan Peterson. Both can go fuck themselves. Enjoy your 'holy war' and your dead kids."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019

what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 9, 2023