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Crying Werewolf

When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops
Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.
by Eric Beifman December 22, 2018
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Werewolf Hunting

Driving or riding in a four wheel vehicle off road during a full moon with the headlights off.
My friends and I are going werewolf hunting, next time the moon is full.
by fxstguy October 13, 2020
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Nutsuck Werewolf

The one person in your town who is a nut suck tickling werewolf. Every full moon they strike and make you feel tickles in your nuts forever or until you blow ur head off.
If think Larry got the nutsuck werewolf last night.
by WordRapist January 22, 2023
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Werewolf

A Werewolf is just an early furry!
Guy 1: Hey did you know that a Werewolf is an early furry!
Guy 2: NO WAY THAT IS SO EPIC!
by EPIC GAMER 420 February 19, 2019
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Werewolf

One of the two main characters in a gay forbidden love/smut bestselling romance novel series between a vampire and a werewolf with a bad name
Wow Mike I didn’t know you were into werewolf on vampire action but I see you are reading “Full Blood Moon
by Zachoriha September 28, 2023
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Werewolf-wanker

Someone who only masturbates during the evening.
Jimmy is a Werewolf-wanker
by Steelpantherfuckinrock November 4, 2016
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Werewolf Hair

Hair that grows on your ears, eyebrows and outside your normal mustache and/or beard/goatee.
“Have you started shaving?”
“No, just finished shaving my werewolf hair..”
by Blueknighter January 15, 2023
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