Werewolf King

Adam. Game and match. Can’t be him. Can’t get impregnated by him. Can’t be his children. Can’t be his HOT AF WIFE TARA. Can’t do anything so sit back and enjoy your massage. Headspin.

Did you see NICHOLLE’S husband? Some GREAT BIG FUCKIN’ WEREWOLF KING BIKER DUDE!! Headspin.

by Atombombe August 8, 2025

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Teen Werewolf

Teen werewolves, not to be confused with (furries, theriantrophy or totem animals) Is mostly common with teenagers, ages 15-20. A Teen werewolf is a person who likes to act, dress up and behave like an wolf. When it comes to dressing, it's mostly about fangs, tails, collars etc. Teen werewolves often have packs. They howl, growl, sometimes run on fours, they often have pack meetups. It's all about living like a wolf. It's a hobby and a lifestyle.
Teen werewolves are not lycantrophes, and when it's not about the wolf stuff, they mostly live their lives like any other human being.

"Did you see that kid with a tail?
"Oh yes, he's that teen werewolf named Wolfie Blackheart!"

by Wolfkidd June 3, 2018

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Crying Werewolf

When a man shaves his pubes onto his partner’s face and ejaculates upon the mound of hair, forming what appear to be pearlescent teardrops

Bro, this tinder girl I met up with last night was a straight freak, she asked me to give her a Chinese Shrinky Dink but I didn’t have any hot mustard, so she settled for a Crying Werewolf. My crotch is going to be itching for weeks while my pubes grow back.

by Eric Beifman December 22, 2018

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Werewolf

The act of shaving your pubes, then proceeding to ejaculate on your significant others face. You then throw your pubes on her face and call her a WEREWOLF

Man: I'm just about to finish babe!!
(Finishes on her face)
Man then proceedes to throw handful of pubic hair on her face and says, "WEREWOLF"

by .....blump August 17, 2016

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