salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018

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Hoi en ik ben een vijzel van de stamper van de vijzel van de week en ik ben een oppo van de vijzel van de stamper van de week

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“ Hoi en ik ben een vijzel van de stamper van de vijzel van de week en ik ben een oppo van de vijzel van de stamper van de week”

by AOBS April 26, 2021

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Shark week

Referring to the time each month a female is on her period, especially when referring to a group of friends in which the females' menstrual cycles are in sync due to pheromones.

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "Man, we need to ditch the girlfriends this weekend, it's shark week."

by solstice December 24, 2014

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A time to have a fine monthly wine with your tuna, salmon, roast beef, egg plant, pumpkin pie, squash, (or whatever type of colored food you want to reference a vagina with) while dinning down. Also a week where you have something to wash down any fur, hair, or other foreign matter in the case of non compliance of the standard shaved winery hole.

"I'll be glad for Shark Week, I'm tired of such a dull tasting pussy."

For rednecks - "Yeehew, Shark Week, can't wait to git home an see my sister!!!"

by Wordsy McWordersan November 21, 2013