We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

We need to talk

May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"

Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.

by ליהי October 03, 2020

We need to talk

The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.

Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*

by mutenoMIC November 23, 2020

We need to talk

It's over, back you bags. You're screwed.

We need to talk, I'm seeing another man.

by Therealfive June 15, 2024

WE NEED SUM EATS

Please help. All we have left is refried beans and rice crackers.

Yo, my cat got hit by a car... WE NEED SUM EATS.

by Big riggA! September 02, 2023

honey we need to talk

When shit is about to go down!

Wife:Honey we need to talk, I have no fuckong auss huole

by Funguyman September 05, 2017

hy we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: We speak it
Math: Calculator

Science: We have NASA
Music: Spotify

Drama: TikTok

PE: Walking back and forth to the kitchen

Writing: Just text
Reading: If you are reading this now you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020