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toki wartooth 

The Rythm guitarist for the band Dethklok, He is the 2nd fastest guitarist alive (next to skwisgaar skwigelf whon is 1st and the lead guitars for Dethklok) and is not a bumble bee. He was abandoned as a child in a village in Norway neer Lillehammer. His Interests include Gibson Flying V guitars, building model airplanes, clowns, candy, playing Dance Dance Revolution, making macaroni art, surfing the internet, pickled herring sandwiches, mosh pits, vibrating codpieces, safety briefings, giving himself "a really cool blowjob" (actually a nosebleed), kissing beautiful goils, Nihilism, Orthos the Tooth-Collector and actual sausage festivals.
Toki wartooth not a bumble bee,
toki wartooth by 3fidy January 11, 2008
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Wartortle 

Man, that girl wartortled all over me!
Wartortle by The GOOCHman1964 August 11, 2009
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Warty is a white party or social event. Typically to do with fraternities or sororities on a college campus; This term is used by non-white individuals at predominately white institutions.
Jamie: "Jade where are you going tonight?"
Jade: "Oh, I'm wartying at ZBT tonight"
Warty by VIRGOAT September 9, 2023

toki wartooth 

The second fast guitarist in the world. Also the rhythm guitarist for Dethklok, the band from the show Metalocalypse. Toki is norwegian and speaks with a very noticable accent. His english is somewhat understandable seeing as how he adds "s" onto words where it does not belong. Toki is seen as the "cutesy" figure of the metal band and has an obesseion with candy and his "deddybear".
Pickles: Toki doesnt do anything!
Nathan: Hey, he makes sandwhiches alright?
Murderface: I make sandwhiches.
Nathan: WOAH! TOKI DOESNT DO ANYTHING!

"Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee"
toki wartooth by Keisha Explosion January 13, 2008

Warthogging 

Actively seeking out heavyset and or unattractive women at a bar or club and attempting to engage in sex acts with her. Often done as sport with other male friends.
Me and my buds went out warthogging last night.
Warthogging by parrib1 June 12, 2011
Common name of the Fairchild-Republic A-10 ground attack airplane. Almost univerally used within the U.S. Air Force and other aviation circles in place of the airplane's official given name, the Thunderbolt II.

The name refers to the airplane's awkward appearance, its incredible toughness, its slow speed compared to USAF fighter planes, and the fact that it "hugs the ground" while performing its primary mission of close-range, low-altitude ground attack.
Wow! Did you see that Warthog blast the hell out of those tanks?!?
warthog by carguychris August 16, 2006
Any supporter of Operation Iraqi Freedumb.
Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.
wartard by author December 20, 2006