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Hey Squidward, Wanna Play?

Something Spongebob says before he gets shot.
Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?

Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH

Swagg wanna be 

Swagg Wanna Beis a title given to someone who goes around and says all day that they have such a high amount or Swagg or "Swagg level". Although in reality that person has no Swagg because he/she is a "wanna be" of Swagg. a Swagg wanna be, has absolutely no Swag. This person is also not Jacked, and gets no women.
Wanna be says: Try to reach my Swagg level!

Response: You have no Swagg you Swagg wanna be.

Wanna be says: I'm so jacked! Too jacked for this room!

Response2: Yeah, you are not jacked, you are not Jacked Frost.

Wanna be says: Try to reach my level, but you can't it's just too high

Response3: Yeah we can't get that high on the Fagometer, I'll give you that one.
Swagg wanna be by GI-Jacked February 19, 2011

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.
Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Shawty wanna fuck

The greatest song in the 21th century , some may say its the greatest song in history.
Moist: wanna listen to shawty wanna fuck ?
You: all day everyday
Shawty wanna fuck by sorath May 9, 2022

Wanna take this to the Death Star? 

That you wanna beat someone up with some sort of object like a crows bar or baseball bat
a guy calls you dumb ans you take out a crwo bar and beat him to death

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth. 

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.