ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt 

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt by meximelt March 5, 2004

Hey Squidward, Wanna Play?

Something Spongebob says before he gets shot.

Patrick Stewart: YOU MF'ERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!
Spongebob (in the ground): Hey Squidward, wanna play?

Patrick Stewart: *Starts shooting the ground with a pistol*
Spongebob: AAAAAHHHHHH

Hey Squidward, Wanna Play? by Ubeenbamboozledson January 7, 2022

Swagg wanna be 

Swagg Wanna Beis a title given to someone who goes around and says all day that they have such a high amount or Swagg or "Swagg level". Although in reality that person has no Swagg because he/she is a "wanna be" of Swagg. a Swagg wanna be, has absolutely no Swag. This person is also not Jacked, and gets no women.

Wanna be says: Try to reach my Swagg level!

Response: You have no Swagg you Swagg wanna be.

Wanna be says: I'm so jacked! Too jacked for this room!

Response2: Yeah, you are not jacked, you are not Jacked Frost.

Wanna be says: Try to reach my level, but you can't it's just too high

Response3: Yeah we can't get that high on the Fagometer, I'll give you that one.

Swagg wanna be by GI-Jacked February 19, 2011

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Shawty wanna fuck

The greatest song in the 21th century , some may say its the greatest song in history.

Moist: wanna listen to shawty wanna fuck ?
You: all day everyday

Shawty wanna fuck by sorath May 9, 2022

Wanna take this to the Death Star? 

That you wanna beat someone up with some sort of object like a crows bar or baseball bat

a guy calls you dumb ans you take out a crwo bar and beat him to death

Wanna take this to the Death Star? by Stuart December 18, 2003

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth. 

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth. by Ur dads milk January 26, 2022