Walmart

Where anything can happen... Even those damn beavers!

So... Where do we go now?

WALMART!

by Innoxium February 22, 2005

Walmart

Referring to a girls pussy and that it is always open to fuck, finger, and all that good stuff.

"Dude she's such a hoe."

"I know look at this picture! Her pussy is shorts are so small you can see her pussy."
"That shits a fucking Walmart."

by Big Dick Lucy August 19, 2017

walmarted

Stranded by someone or something.

I can't believe she just walmarted us like that.

by John Licker July 16, 2003

Walmart

A large business that keeps it's costs down and where Julius C. wants to be a greeter.

Hey Julius, where are you working? "I'm a Walmart Greeter dude"

by Julius November 11, 2004

Walmarting

Aimlessly wandering inside a Walmart. Heading to the electronic section to spend a good few hours, then another hour of lapping the store. Taking a break at the usual subway, only to be followed by more wandering.

We have to finish Walmarting before the store closes! Oh wait... it's 24 hours... YESSS!

by shiekracy December 20, 2010

Walmart Waddle

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Walmart Raid

When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.

They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.

They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.

It is best you take cover during these trying times.

Guy 1: I survived a Walmart Raid

Girl 1: OMG! That's so hot you are so tough!

by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023