Weenie to Wallet Ratio

When the size of your pecker is disproportionate to the size of your wallet.

If you have a small Weenie to Wallet ratio, chances are that you drive an expensive or highly modified vehicle to "make up" for your shortcomings.

Conversely, if you have a high Weenie to Wallet Ratio, you might drive something nice, but not feel the need to higly modify it or draw excess attention.

Look at that little nerd in the new Beemer. He's got a smalll Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

Check out that short litter fucker in the lifted truck. He must have a really small Weenie to Wallet Ratio.

I would turbo charge my Polaris RAZR 'S', but my Weenie to Wallet Ratio is too high.

by tbrown68 May 19, 2009

just take my wallet!

1. Angrily yelling these words to express anger towards someone
2. Not having the ability to pay a bet

David: Chris you owe me $20 for losing the bet
Chris: I don't have the money. Just take my wallet!

by sndb October 21, 2013

velvet wallet

The hair circumbscribed orifice often found between the legs of the female sex.

syn: vagina, spam purse, gash

I deposited my wad in my sister's velvet wallet.

by The Troll March 2, 2004

fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

by tatomuck1 December 16, 2008

Bring My Wallet

Also known as BMW, Bring My Wallet is a coined termed for BMW drivers. They must Bring Their Wallet everywhere they go, because they will never know when their BMW will break down.

See BMW.

Jeff: "before we go, I have to Bring My Wallet. In cease the BMW breaks down again"

Jimmy: "Ya I agree. I don't have any tow coverage so good idea"

by Oldman Lincoln August 2, 2018

Bronx Wallet

Location where New York City prostitutes stash illicit earnings to avoid detection upon arrest by the police and subsequent processing, i.e. a prostitute's vagina.

"The first thing I saw in jail was a hooker pull a wad of 20's out of her bronx wallet."

by Crooklynite June 25, 2009

Ham Wallet

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

by Tom Kuhns December 26, 2005