mack wake up

To repeatedly fire a .50 caliber weapon (such as the .500s&w, .50BMG, 50-70, .50AE etc) in the air several times to wake somebody up or get their attention much like Richard Machowicz when he fires his .50 caliber weapons on the badass tv show "Future Weapons".

*Kyle and Joe at the shooting range*
Joe: kyle!
kyle: ...........
Joe: KYLE!!!
kyle:........
Joe: *fires desert eagle 4 times*
kyle: ahhh!! what is it!!
Joe: apparently you needed a mack wake up to get your attention.

by Ekim_ November 1, 2010

Nagasaki Wake Up Call

Noun: A way of waking a sleeping person by spreading your ass cheeks while pressing your bottom up against the sleeping person's face and either farting really aggressively or defecating. The noise and smell this creates should be just as shocking and affective as the Nagasaki Atomic Bomb--the slumbering person will awake violently!

I gave Jimmy a Nagasaki Wake Up Call this morning to make sure he got up in time and didn't miss his flight.

by D. Cox February 9, 2009

Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation June 9, 2016

A Wake up Eggman

A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during

I gave my man a Wake up Eggman. I'm pretty sure he loved it

by Zelos9 May 18, 2019

African wake up

Musangwe fight Doctor masturbates unconscious fighter to wake him up.

Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up

by BFOR July 11, 2020

alabama balls to wall wake up call

Is that act of putting Hot sauce on a guys balls and dick. while he’s sleeping.

I heard Ashley’s found out Jake was cheating, she gave him a Alabama balls to wall wake up call.

by cafetrollcat March 12, 2020

Big money wake up

The morning that you get both a paycheck and stimulus check/tax refund deposited into your account.

Jim: You ready for that big money wake up tomorrow?!
Joe: Aw man! I don’t get paid til next Friday.

Jim: Sucks to suck, missing out on that big money wake up.

by Killerpook March 15, 2021