by pipperoni March 31, 2020
An ailment that inflicts people when Donald Trump is made president. It involves a rapid decline of emotional and physical health.
by Larabar February 05, 2017
NPC Virus is a series of behaviors mainly observed on discord that involve a person entering a conversation either to not contribute to it whatsoever by repeatedly saying one-worders such as "hm" or by saying something completely unrelated to the conversation, basically acting like a broken videogame NPC. This behavior was observed to spread from person to person, it usually spreads to people with a low mental age. The term coined by the The Eternal Kingdom community back in 2022.
Person 1: Hey
Person 2: Hi, how are you?
Person 3: hm
Person 1: I'm alright, I don't think the guy above me is though
Person 2: Oh, it's that guy who says stupid crap again, must be another victim of the NPC Virus
Person 3: hmm
Person 2: Do you have enough braincells to say something beyond "hm" without us having to force you to
Person 3: yassss queen brah 😂🤣🤣🍌🥛👎👎🤬❗
Person 1: I think he's a lost cause, we should tell the mods to mute him before it spreads again...
Person 2: Hi, how are you?
Person 3: hm
Person 1: I'm alright, I don't think the guy above me is though
Person 2: Oh, it's that guy who says stupid crap again, must be another victim of the NPC Virus
Person 3: hmm
Person 2: Do you have enough braincells to say something beyond "hm" without us having to force you to
Person 3: yassss queen brah 😂🤣🤣🍌🥛👎👎🤬❗
Person 1: I think he's a lost cause, we should tell the mods to mute him before it spreads again...
by mi_do_ July 02, 2023
by bludger_for_life August 29, 2019
Virus that infects twelve-year-olds and causes them to act older than they really are, have more relationships than most highschoolers, overuse the word 'swag', disrespect women, post idiotic Facebook statuses, and just in general make people lose all faith in humanity. Though it's mostly twelve-year-olds who contract it, not all of them have it, and older/younger people can also get it.
Guy 1: "I saw your little brother's Facebook status last night, apparently he banged 30 hoes at his friend's party."
Guy 2: "WTF?!"
*Guy 1's Little Brother's Status Updates:
"Banged 30 hoez at da party last night #swag"
"Skipped pre algabra to pley froot ninja, i hid out in da bafroom #swag"
"The sun aint no star it's a sun #reeltalk"
Guy 2: *facepalms* "I don't believe this."
Guy 1: "Me neither... Maybe he got the Twelviloma Virus?"
Guy 2: "WTF?!"
*Guy 1's Little Brother's Status Updates:
"Banged 30 hoez at da party last night #swag"
"Skipped pre algabra to pley froot ninja, i hid out in da bafroom #swag"
"The sun aint no star it's a sun #reeltalk"
Guy 2: *facepalms* "I don't believe this."
Guy 1: "Me neither... Maybe he got the Twelviloma Virus?"
by Hassan & Fei-Yen September 09, 2013
the online virus of any matthew quinn. quinta makes you have trash bootleg, mcdonalds in a hotel wifi. its a depressing state to be in.
by sunny... make me mysterious. December 06, 2021
A deadly virus that causes spikes and claws to sprout from the legs. Scroungler is caused by a massive amount of cringe and stupidity. If you encounter someone with the Scroungler Virus, Keep a safe 2 meters away. If you know someone who has been closer than 2 meters away, stay away from them for 1 hour or more and wait for the virus.
"I heard Aliyah had the Scroungler Virus"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"
"Yeah I heard that too, we should stay at least 2 meters away"
by Doctor Aeon March 25, 2022