Vesting

What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.

"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"

by timidtax June 29, 2024

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

by Hailrobonia July 16, 2019

Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).

I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.

by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022

berry vest

When a lady lies on the bed and 15+ men lay their testicles on her chest at the same time.

That berry vest looks great on Kate, I hope she wears one at the x-mas party.

by NertTheWerst November 8, 2017

A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipple. Term for more than 3 nipples in a group.

Wow! Look over there at those Guidos with their shirts off. What a vest of nipples!!

by dinky22 September 17, 2022