(n) A pubic hair style where one shaves everything but the taint. Can be used to attach to another person's soul patch during analingus for a more secure munch.
You'll love the way my grundel's velcro strip feels on your chin when you're giving me a Jizzy Gillespie.
by DeeP_FRieD January 28, 2025
Get the Velcro Stripmug. An outrageously clingy cat.
Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.
Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.
Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.
Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.
Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 29, 2024
Get the Velcro Kittymug. Substitute bait or personality enhancement to attract plastic, silicone bitches in lieu of a traditional pussy magnet.
Bill!, wheres your blind puppy? Ha! I sold that fleabag to a Vietnamese family and catch way more pussy by hanging this $5 bill out of my pants! Abe Lincoln is pussy velcro and wont crap on my carpet!
by StuPedasso September 17, 2012
Get the pussy velcromug. The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod
Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.
Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
by AxxSquiggleGod April 2, 2024
Get the Velcro Kittymug. When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.
Guy 1: hey dude check this out
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
spreads ass cheeks
Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!
Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.
by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024
Get the Velcro Buttmug. Guy 1: hey dude let me pay for dinner
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
Guy 2: thanks dude
Guy 1: pulls out Velcro wallet
Guy 2: you have a Velcro wallet? Velcro wallets are bad. And they are childish too.
Guy 1: no they aren’t. They are just regular wallets but with Velcro
Guy 2: yeah, I’m sorry, you are right.
Guy 3: pulls out ziplock bag with money inside
Guy 2 & guy 1: wtf
by PokerMaster64 November 27, 2021
Get the velcro wallets are badmug. all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.
Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.
by allwrong4u February 16, 2018
Get the velcro facemug.