vegetable

A vegetable is a person who is a dumbass

Nick you fucken vegetable

by Nigga97 June 6, 2019

vegetables

A version of "vegetables" only said with Latin pronunciation. Should be used when referring to Latin.

"We had vegetables in Latin class today."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

Vegetable

Describing someone in a wheel chair.

JIM: Look at that guys over there!
BILL: Dont stare at that Vegetable!!

by SpanLight13 April 25, 2017

vegetable fucker

a man named paul thats beleives that vegetables have life and sticks them up his ass and smells like shit

Paul fucks vegetables

by will December 15, 2003

Cincinatti vegitable soup

when you fill a bathtub up with puke and have sex with a girl in it

"that chicks is so hott i wanna give her a nice ol' cincinatti vegitable soup"

by scott bowen March 6, 2005

wedding vegetable

slang for a man's penis. does not include the tackle.

"Oh man, she kicked him right in the wedding vegetable!"

by banjax October 28, 2013

vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

by Cannibal Guppy November 2, 2003