Urban dick

Someone who tries for years to get their definition added and never gets one approved
Hey:one nut did your definition get approved
No: you dumb choad. Tried using my tripod as an enticement but the rectal

Editors are busy on Uranus or to busy masterbating than adding good material.

Hopefully one urban dick will get my stuff listed.
by Sukon medick May 29, 2025
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Urban dick

(Noun) Someone who abuses and vandalizes this site with crude, childish, or hateful "definitions" which are in reality nothing but insults thrown from the safety of Internet anonymity.
It's sad how urbandictionary.com is being ruined by urban dicks. I downvote them as much as i can.
by The Phantom Logophile May 21, 2019
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Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•OMG๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ
๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•YOU'RE GAY?๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’•
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๐Ÿ†โœจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฑโœจ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฟโœจ๐Ÿงโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจโœจ๐Ÿฆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿง๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿช๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒนโ™ฅ๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"
by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021
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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
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Urban Dicked

Jokingly telling a friend about a word you created and then they immediately post it to Urban Dictionary, subsequently taking all the credit for your genius.
John you stole my word! Sorry Sara, you've just been Urban Dicked!
by Dr.XGirlfriend September 20, 2013
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Urban Dicked

When a person looks up a term on urbandictionary.com. Past tense/past participle
My friend said I just Rick rolled him; I didn't know that was a thing, so I urban dicked it
by Morgaine6 December 10, 2016
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