Two Handed Titties

Breasts that are cup size D or larger which would require the partner of the owner to use two hands when handling them individually.

"Dude, I fucked UP! I cheated on Sarah and she wont return my calls!."

"Who?"

"Sarah. She had two handed titties."

"Damn. You Suck."

by Walter Phillips November 19, 2011

number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017

two-pin din plug

An unusual name for a Paedophile, originally used on the TV spoof show Brass Eye.

Y'See that ginger twat over there by the play park? He keeps eyeing up the kids, must be a bit of a two-pin din plug.

by Zero_Vector May 4, 2004

Two Foot Tony

When surfing, a person who is able to go from the prone position to their feet without going to a knee first.

Get a load of Two Foot Tony over there, he makes it look so easy. It's a shame that I am a One Knee Noni.

by YaboiJmoon February 15, 2020

walk ten to two

The term used to describe the manner of walking with one's feet pointed in an outward direction rather than straight on.The opposite of pigeon toed.

Carl's lifelong habit was to walk ten to two.

by sheila in the car January 27, 2010

The Two Digit Salute

A gesture interchangeably used as a greeting, a goodbye, or more commonly as a visual exclamation point at the end of a sentence. Also makes a great ice breaker in awkward moments.

Using your dominate hand, extend your hand palm up at about waist level opposite your target(s). Using the appropriate amount of sarcasm, open your hand and go through the motion of gently tapping the bottom of their balls a few times while making a clicking sound with your tongue and the roof of your mouth. It looses a sense of dignity if any actual contact is made. Doing this at close range (2 to 3 feet away) is very effective and a great ice breaker.

In almost one motion, he smiled, pointed at the clock, gave us all the two digit salute, and walked away leaving us briefly stunned.

by NoHandlebars February 7, 2015

Two Towered

While driving, turning so that the sun light shines into your eyes, blinding you. In reference to the scene where Saruman's army turns to face Gandalf and the horsemen, and as they go in to fight, the sun shines into the Orcs' and Goblins' eyes.

I was driving my wife to work in the morning. As I turned onto the main street, I was Two Towered and almost got into an accident.

by The Paladin Skye September 1, 2011