Turtle

Substitute for using touche during an argument/discussion - from the Touche Turtle TV programme.

Turtle

by Prinnyf June 7, 2011

Turtle

He's got a big turtle means he's got a big belly. It protrudes, forming a turtle shape. The shortened version is - he's got a big turt. It refers to men in the sense that it equates with a beer belly.

Hey did you see his turtle....it was even bigger than the other guys. Gosh, I hope you don't end up with a turt that big,

by observe ant June 5, 2013

Turtle!

Gay homosexual fairy faggotWhen someone is gay, does something gay, or can be used as an adjective

Bro Gayes is such a turtle look at him turtling. Bro Gayes likes little boys? Hes such a turtle!

by PPSOFTBrynanna April 21, 2020

Turtling

When someone is trying to avoid a question and physically makes themself small like a turtle retreating into its shell

Stop turtling, you can't avoid the question.

by Seriousness213 September 7, 2019

Turtle

To crouch down and cover ones head with arms during a fight.

I was going to punch him but he turtled! What a coward.

by Testudine March 7, 2012

Turtle

The art or act of taking someones backpack, taking all items out of the bag, turn the bag inside out, put all items back inside and finally zippering it back up.

Dude I Turtled Both Kevins and Navids bag today.

by JoeFinny April 9, 2006

the turtle

The turtle is a sexual maneuver, described more by circumstances than by some actual physical procedure. Performing the turtle on a prepubescent child is called so because you get there before the hare (hair) did.

Jesus Quintana went to jail for performing the turtle. But nobody fucks with the Jesus!

by UCLAcrewDude November 23, 2004