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Tumblr

You know everything you hate about the internet?
Yeah all in one site.
You can probably buy Tumblr for $5
by IllIlllIIlIIll July 24, 2019
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Tumblr

The realm of lord Pukicho the god of Tumblr
Guy 1: Hey ever heard of Tumblr?
Guy 2: Isn't that the realm of lord Pukicho the god of Tumblr
by HOLYFUCKITSNINJESUS February 2, 2020
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Tumblr

A site where straight guys are nonexistent.
Jack uses Tumblr. He must be gay....
by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016
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Tumblr

Leilani used Tumblr and therefore was basic.
by Ross Lexington June 6, 2015
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Tumblring

1. To look blog from blog on Tumblr because of sheer boredom.
2. Going on Tumblr just to look at funny picture or posts.
Tony - What are you doing?
Ebs - On Tumblr
Tony - Oh you mean you're Tumblring?
Ebs - Yup!
by Rekarnated May 20, 2010
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Tumblr

The website where all of the attention-seeking feminist land whales go to make themselves feel good. On Tumblr, having autism is normal. On Tumblr, it's okay to be 200 pounds overweight, because everybody else is, too.
Tumblr land whale: Omfg, 4chan just raided my blog!!! D::::
by Angelic Pudding July 16, 2014
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Tumblr

A hell hole consisting of hideous creatures known as Social Justice Warriors and 12 year old girls. While many claim that this site is a place for you to express yourself without being judged, this is somewhat true. However, if you happen to be white, heterosexual, cis, Christian, or any form of right winger or Libertarian(or if you are a combination of all, i.e. Tumblr's worst nightmare), you are treated like Satan incarnate and will be condemned no matter how much of a good person you are. The site has a bad reputation for this exact reason.

While many good, funny, and cute things can come out of it, however, the bad as per usual overshadows the good. Besides the infamous SJWs(or feminazis, whatever you prefer), you have a mass amount of fangirls(many of which ship things that shouldn't even be possible for the series, or are just plain fucking stupid), furfags, roleplayers. and many other monstrosities.

Please, if you ever value your social life(or even better for this matter, IQ points and brain cells), do yourself a favor and STAY FAR AWAY FROM THIS WEBSITE AND EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED. AVOID IT LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE.
Person A: Whoa, you look like shit! What happened?
Person B: I stayed up all night on Tumblr.
Person A:...really? GTFO and don't talk to me again you Honey Nut Queerio.
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