Blobby Trolls

Its a very fat overweight obese person on my front end preventing and or displacing the very thin and or attractive women. On the plus side as a survival mechanism and to keep from being abused by the other males attracted into the same space by various connections and associations she is deemed less attractive and less likely to have sexual inytercourse with much to the same effect as the observers. Blobby trolls are not gender specific and don't look like ungly trolls from the stories and or the movies and are more just unattractive to me from a "funn to have sex with perspective" and are last resort for breeding and or mating and or procreation purposes.

All those blobby trolls I have been subjected to work with and go on dates with in the past because the employer pay salary algorithm is so poorly judged, calculated and designed have put me off work paid work and dating applications to the point where I don't receive money anymore and I don't date. They so fat and obese too, and there's nothing that I know ho to do to fix it but they right in my square area work office and room allowance allocation. Its so frustrating. Surely there's a larger budget for shrinking the obese people like various slimming clinics? I know the gyms don't work. The buildings just get crowded out by mobs of variety.

by Patrick the Purple Starfish November 3, 2022

internet trolls

an internet troll is some one on the internet who tells the truth always believe them. they are often told they are lying one man’s lie is another’s truth.

“hey mike look at those internet trolls they keep lying” “ermmm john they are actually telling the truth”

by Yeahok February 16, 2023

Internet trolls

I mean, am I not allowed to exist? I don't see you in a hurry to do anything about my REAL LIFE TROLLS, are ya? Do ya... Do ya think that isn't a more pervasive problem than the thing in which you have to choose to participate? Really, you guys are so full of yourselves.

Hym "And that's the funny part of it all. You give so much of a shit about your internet trolls and preserving the purity of the golden visage your sycophants idolize you fail to consider the fact the you have effectively signed off on a pretty egregious for of REAL LIFE trolling. Predates your awareness of my existence. But it's the internet trolls calling a guy who proselytizing for a religion... The God of which he does not believe in (in an ontological sense)... The word that as a matter of definition... MEANS LITERALLY THAT! The word means the thing that he is..."

A retard "But muh civil society though! I'd punch you!"

Hym "Not if I had a gun in my pocket! If I had a gun in my pocket you'd lose your temper and die immediately. And I'm not really reaping the benefits of civil society am I? I'm being cannibalized BY civil society. YOU are millionaires literally crying about people not letting you do and say whatever you want hard enough. And then you do and say whatever you want ANYWAY and there are little to no consequences for you and you have a million dollar. And then you want to talk about accountability."

A retard "But they almost hindered my ability to run my bitch mouth guys! We gotta get somebody to stop these internet trolls to stop running their bitch mouths!"

Hym "What happens if we don't stop them?"

A retard "Everyone is going to like them more than me and then I'm going to cry!"

Hym "AGAIN!? All you motherfuckers do is cry! 5 grown men crying because they're not as 'better than me' as they though they were. It's pathetic."

A retard "This is evidence of a SYSTEMIC FLAW IN OUR SOCIETY! Like systemic racism expect for my team. It's systemic trollism! That's that problem... Systemic trollism."

Hym "The delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia are NOT A DELUSION for me... It's just a thing that people do to me... But I just internet trolls are just worse than that somehow? Seriously, tell me how your millionaire problem is worse than mine... WITHOUT using the word 'deserve.' Go ahead... Take one shot at it. I bet you can't. I bet you can't do that thing I just suggested..."

by Hym Iam September 4, 2023

Candace trolls

Absolutely FLOODED Ben Shapiro's pro-genocide stream the other day.

Hym "I forgot to mention it the other day, Ben's chat was flooded by Candace trolls bitching about her getting fired... It was fun! I had a good time. They were laying into his ass for not debating on Pbd. Shoulded be calling people moral cowards if you're not going to allow your employees to do the thing that made you rich and famous. Blatant hypocrisy!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Pauper Trolls

Pauper Trolls
noun – satirical, cultural-political slang

Definition:
A group or subculture of perpetually disgruntled, economically stagnant individuals—often older, embittered, and clinging to nostalgic political slogans (e.g., "Make America Great Again")—who congregate (virtually or metaphorically) under bridges of misinformation, grievance, and lost relevance. Typically resistant to progress, allergic to nuance, and suspicious of facts, they bemoan modern life while ironically using its tech to spread their discontent.

Origin:
Coined humorously by a grandchild observing certain TV personas, the term gained traction as a biting generational critique—“out of the mouths of babes!”—for those stuck in cultural or economic stasis while blaming everyone but themselves.

Example:

"When Grandpa starts ranting about the 'deep state' from his Facebook bunker again, my little cousin whispers, 'Pauper Troll alert!'"

Related terms:
Grievance goblins, MAGA mopers, Boomers under bridges, Keyboard cavemen, Foxhole dwellers

"When Grandpa starts ranting about the 'deep state' from his Facebook bunker again, my little cousin whispers, 'Pauper Trolls alert!'"

by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025

Boys are trolls

It's when the best bros look ugly as fuck but you still rock with them. Every time you see them you say, "Goddam, boys are trolls!"

When your bro walk into a cemetary and they look like a troll, you go like, " Goddam you boy are troll!" If there are more bros, you say, "Boys are trolls!"

by Boys are trolls March 4, 2019

AIS girl trolls

AIS girl trolls is something that the medical community and some girls agreed on to troll people. They claim they have XY and don't respond to Androgens like testosterone, so they were born women-like. She has XX and is just trolling you. XXY means hermaphrodite (super rare glitch) because it has both male and female. X for female and Y for male. But there's no way you can be female with XY. There's trans people who use hormones and surgery to become the other gender, but you're not supposed to do that, because God and Jesus and the holy spirit doesn't want you to do that. Life has glitches. Some glitches are good, while others are bad. There's hand in molten lead glitch (Leidenfrost effect), drop of water floating and bouncing in a hot pan (Leidenfrost effect), supercooled water cooled to below freezing point suddenly freezing when you move it, and more. There's biohacking (using cognitive enhancers, wakefulness enhancers, stimulants, SARMs, titanium foam bones surgery to get super strong Wolverine bones, and more.). AIS girls don't exist! They can't exist! They're trolls! The devil is using people like her to troll people. Maybe she transsexual.

AIS girl trolls: We're girls, but we have XY and are immune to testosterone. *Drinks Bud Light.

Normal person: What kind of grass are you smoking?!

by HawaiianPunch1 November 30, 2023