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Tromboner

1. The act of receiving a "big one" while playing a trombone (or small one, depending on the person).

2. Getting a "big one" that resembles the shape of a trombone.

3. Getting a "big one" when catching the eye of a particularly attractive or sexy band player who just happens to play the trombone.
Dude 1: Oh crap, man! I just got a tromboner!
Dude 2: Hide it quickly! People might see it's distinct shape!

Dude 1: Man, he/she just gave me a tromboner!
Dude 2: Don't hide it, it's a symbol of pride!
by definerofthewords January 26, 2011
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rusty trombone

when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time
waaa waaaa waaaaaaa
by comal6669 October 19, 2003
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Trombone

The best fucking instrument ever made. Reasons why:

1.) You can hit people with your slide and say it was an accident
2.) If someone falls in Marching Band you can play the fail tune.

3.) If another section can’t play a part, the BD with give it to the Trombone section.

4.) Everyone is afraid of you because you have got everyone with your slide at least twice.
Girl: “What is that beautiful noise?”
Boy: “A trombone, of course.”
by KeepRxnning June 25, 2017
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Tromboned

This word is used when you fuck up so bad that you either:
1. Are going to spend the rest of your life contemplating your life decisions

2. Get your ass whooped so hard it's gonna swell
3. Waste a few years of your life trying to make up for the mistake you made.
Example 1:
Me: *drops vase that costed $15,000*
Mom: Goodnight dickhead
Me: Oh shit i'm fucking tromboned
Example 2:
Me: *leave's location on*
Dad: Where are you
Me: Home
Dad: Your snap map is on you're in fucking Africa
Me: oh shit
by reknaW ma I May 28, 2018
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soggy trombone

The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.
You lost the soggy trombone competition, EAT THE COOKIE!
by Ian Knowles December 14, 2008
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Slime trombone

weak definition of a hard cock during or after a blow job.
by O'lee May 20, 2010
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green trombone

Person 1: Sup man?
Person 2: Just playin my green trombone, he he.
by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015
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