Tractor pretty

"A rugged man, one whom is not afraid to get dirty. With striking looks, a farm toned body and a deep sunbaked tan"

A country pretty boy

Damn Dave is rugged
Na Dave is a pretty boy
Nope Dave looks like a Redneck
You're all wrong he's Tractor Pretty

by Parishable August 11, 2020

Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

Cheeky Tractor

A very extravegant cocktail involving a large number of ingredients. Typically involving a pint glass mix of alcopops and spirits. Can also refer to any beverage.

I did a couple of Cheeky Tractors, and ended up chundering.

by Max Simpson October 22, 2006

Turkey Tractor Pull

when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.

She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off

by Mateze December 2, 2010

Pudding Traitor

When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.

"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.

by OrkyJoe September 7, 2013

Cincinnati Tractor

This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.

"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"

by Arcum Dagsson November 8, 2013

channel traitor

Someone who appears in one show then appears in another on a rivaling channel

Bob from Good Luck Charlie was in an episode of The Thundermans, he's a channel traitor!

by chirpy bird July 10, 2017