Tragedy

Are inevitable you idiot.

Hym "Those are literally 2 things that are not opposites. Tragedy IS inevitable."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

Tragedy Averted

WHAT!? BEYONCE ALMOST CAUGHT A STRAY!?

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"

by Hym Iam March 14, 2025

the tragedy

Meaning 9/11, it was created by jschlatt often to refer to 9/11 without directly mentioning it - either to make it funny or to avoid demonetization.

Schlatt Submitter: I made a cake of the Twin Towers!
Schlatt: Stop submitting the tragedy!

by p5nta June 27, 2024

Political Tragedy

A political stunt/figure resulting in failure, serious/backfiring consequences, or pointless inconvenience

Russia declaring war on Ukraine was a political tragedy
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself

by mart60 October 10, 2025

hood tragedy

A complete fucking disaster, represented by most people in hoods visually going "wtf" upon seeing the content in question. Most notably in music spheres to convey the song is absolute dogshit and is the opposite of a hood classic.

Da'ron: "Dawg did you peep Donda 2? That shit was a hood tragedy."
Jeremiah: "This whole post-Donda era of Kanye is a hood tragedy man..."

by Thalfie December 13, 2025

Tragedy

Some may define "Tragedy" as either Shakesphere, losing your car keys, or losing a loved one. A true tragedy is being born on April 1st. Indeed there is nothing sadder than being forced to suffer through 2 special days at once.

I was born on April 1st and I gotta say my life has been nothing but a Tragedy

by h2ka March 1, 2024