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Tragedy Averted

Hym "Nonononono, the carry part is THIS: The news anchor starts by saying 'TRAGEDY AVERTED' Beyonce almost got hit by a stray bullet! Do you know WHY Beyonce didn't get hit!? Because a passerby TOOK THE BULLET TO THE HEAD! HOW IS THAT A TRAGEDY AVERTED!? MORE LIKE 'TRAGEDY DEFERED!' WOW BRO! That is fucking WILD! They said she would have took it in the arm or shoulder if it would have hit her so... It would have been BETTER if she got hit! I don't know if the passerby is dead but I ASSUME they are but yeah. TRAGEDY AVERTED! Somebody took a bullet for Beyonce (who wouldn't have died if she had taken it herself). Crazy!"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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the tragedy

Meaning 9/11, it was created by jschlatt often to refer to 9/11 without directly mentioning it - either to make it funny or to avoid demonetization.
Schlatt Submitter: I made a cake of the Twin Towers!
Schlatt: Stop submitting the tragedy!
by p5nta June 27, 2024
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Tragedy + Time = Comedy

An internet equation. It expresses how tragedy will always be funny after time passes.
Dude! 9/11 is fucking hilarious!

Hey, 3,000 people died that day.

Well you know, Tragedy + Time = Comedy.
by anonymous September 10, 2023
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when tragedy can't describe

Someone's life is now ruined by a bad monent.
when tragedy can't describe
by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023
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Egyptian Tragedy

The act of fucking a charred orange covered in salt until it completely disintegrates. The orange has to be charred in order for it to be an Egyptian Tragedy, aswell as the orange, which has to be from a farmer in China named "Louis", it can be any Louis, as long as they farm oranges. You have to be in a state of melancholy in the act. The salt has to be from the Salzbergwerk in Berchtesgaden.

This criteria is mandatory
The orange has to be powdered and from China
And HAVE to be from someone named Louis
If the farmer isnt named Louis, this is not an Egyptian Tragedy
jimfarticle: Yo, i tried the Egyptian Tragedy challenge, and it was eye opening. It was unlike anything ive ever had before
marcos: what the fuck is that
by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024
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Tragedy

Some may define "Tragedy" as either Shakesphere, losing your car keys, or losing a loved one. A true tragedy is being born on April 1st. Indeed there is nothing sadder than being forced to suffer through 2 special days at once.
I was born on April 1st and I gotta say my life has been nothing but a Tragedy
by h2ka March 1, 2024
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Greek Tragedy

That date was a Greek Tragedy. I was pounding her in the brown-eye and she shit all over me, the bed, the dog…
by Kodiak0794 January 31, 2026
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