tots and pears

The worthless disingenuous wishes of small dicked gun-loving republicans after the regular mass shootings that occur in the U.S. Never accompanied by any legislative action. Also known as "thoughts and prayers"

To all the victims of this week's children massacare, my tots and pears go out to you.

by Faulkner88 June 6, 2018

jelly tots

A sugar covered gummy sold in Canada as well.

I bought a bag of jelly tots.

by Jai September 14, 2003

tot lot

Another term for a playground.

Go visit a tot lot when you get bored.

by Phrodu August 18, 2004

nig tot

A burnt tator-tot or mexi-fry.

Fuck man! You left the oven on too long and made fucking nig tots. Idiot.

by Kevin Patel April 11, 2005

tator tot

one of da best foods you can eat wit ketchup =

I'm gonna go eat a tator tot. =

by dabest1 September 24, 2007

p-tot

The abbreviated form of prostitot.

Damn! That p-tot be skanky...
Don't mess with that p-tot, she'll take your money...

Person1- See that girl over there
Person2- The girl with the stinky cooch?
Person1- Yeah she be a p-tot

by Bradley Hansen October 2, 2005

cheesy tots

A mouth watering fusion of cheese and tater tots sold at Burger King. They will bring peace to Western civilization.

The girl I was banging couldn't orgasm because she had such a craving for cheesy tots.

by steevo301 June 10, 2008