by Charva101 November 16, 2025
Get the Tortanic mug.One of the greatest Australian cars of all time. First produced in 1967, the Torana would become an Australian icon, thanks greatly to Peter Brock and his many victories at Bathurst. 1977 brought about the LX model, which allowed buyers the A9X option. A fuckin beast. 308 Holden V8 with performance brakes and exhaust. The UC model was a fuckin shit heap. Still better than anything from Japan. Now a highly sort after vehicle and a dream addition to any true Australian garage.
by Superbowl Xv April 9, 2018
Get the Holden Torana mug.The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020
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by Y0B0YSYLAS February 11, 2024
Get the Sylas Torson mug.When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.
You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.
by Frandango April 21, 2025
Get the mock-torian mug.someone who goes batshit insane due to a case of cabin fever. Based off of the character Jack Torrance from The Shining.
Do you remember that guy in the news article? He went complete jack torrance in the blizzard of '78.
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