(noun; hyperliteral chaos slang)
Definition
The state of having far too many objects crammed into your hands while still stubbornly attempting to complete a task that clearly requires fewer hands, more planning, or divine intervention. It describes that frantic, overcommitted moment when you refuse to make two trips, set anything down, or admit defeat — even as everything is on the verge of falling.
Usage
Used when someone is overloaded, multitasking past the point of reason, or performing an everyday task with the grace of a malfunctioning forklift.
Definition
The state of having far too many objects crammed into your hands while still stubbornly attempting to complete a task that clearly requires fewer hands, more planning, or divine intervention. It describes that frantic, overcommitted moment when you refuse to make two trips, set anything down, or admit defeat — even as everything is on the verge of falling.
Usage
Used when someone is overloaded, multitasking past the point of reason, or performing an everyday task with the grace of a malfunctioning forklift.
Example Sentences
- “I tried carrying six bags, my coffee, my phone, and the mail at once. Full toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas situation.”
- “He walked in holding a toolbox, three cables, a sandwich, and a cat. Peak toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas.”
- “Don’t ask me to grab anything else, I’m already in toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas mode.”
Origin
A playful, exaggerated compound word capturing the universal struggle of refusing to make multiple trips, often caused by ingesting abundant amounts of methamphetamine.
- “I tried carrying six bags, my coffee, my phone, and the mail at once. Full toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas situation.”
- “He walked in holding a toolbox, three cables, a sandwich, and a cat. Peak toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas.”
- “Don’t ask me to grab anything else, I’m already in toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas mode.”
Origin
A playful, exaggerated compound word capturing the universal struggle of refusing to make multiple trips, often caused by ingesting abundant amounts of methamphetamine.
by Skripdick March 24, 2026
Get the Toomanythingsinmyhandsoneidas mug.Someone who lives in Topanga Canyon, California. The most unhinged, self entitled, and obnoxious type of person. They will tell you about the book they wrote and how great they are when they really haven't accomplished anything but need to fuel their tremendous ego. Someone who wears a large brimmed hat and yells at their children constantly. Someone who thinks they own Topanga Canyon California.
Common Phrases:
Do you live around here?
I AM Topanga.
This is not YOUR freeway.
Common Phrases:
Do you live around here?
I AM Topanga.
This is not YOUR freeway.
by ArthurWilliamsDeeroy November 29, 2025
Get the Topangan mug.Related Words
topman • topman baron • Topman Douche • Topman Indie • topman wanker • Topman Whore • topmaniac • Topmannequin • Topanga • Toman
Courtney is Dope. The best friend you could ever have. She always understands what you’re saying and listens regardless of the topic unless it is about the space force or politics. She often times overlooks just how great she really is.
Courtney_Totman is the best ever.
by Bestpersonevvvvaa September 26, 2018
Get the Courtney_Totman mug.by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023
Get the Brendan Tolman mug.A top laner that doesn't cry for ganks or look for excuses as to why he or she can't win lane. Instead these types of top laners focus on winning lane despite whatever odds through sheer skill.
This massive garen on my team called "LookOutForNinjas" won top all by himself without any additional assistance what a strong independent toplaner! I bet he gets all the women when his team isn't throwing games.
by Johncena21322132 April 13, 2021
Get the Strong Independent Toplaner mug.