Simmons Middle School

A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.

Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.

Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?

Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.

by achair48 November 21, 2023

Eric Simmons

That one autistic kid in the corner of the room.

hey look at that Eric Simmons!

by FortniteLover123 October 23, 2018

Simmoned

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

eric simmons

Verry rude person

You are being an eric simmons right know.

by bobdenero February 15, 2018

Simmonator

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.

Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females

by Oatesy42 July 16, 2025

Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

by anonymous August 29, 2021

daquell simmons

Big dawg you heard

I answer to Daquell Simmons

by Dah.q.will November 24, 2021