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kev

a vagina who enjoys to talk shit from a far.
Please Cindy you're being a Kev right now
by rivtulips August 22, 2018
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Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
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alpha kev ribody

Alpha kev ribody in my sight.
by Ur_dilf_daddy November 18, 2022
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Kev

Living in your parent's home after they've left it.
Frank and Mary have retired to the Cotswolds, so he's doing a Kev back at his old gaff.
by Gideon S February 21, 2019
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Kev-asaurus

Kev-asaurus needed help with finding google on his phone.
by blondie678 December 15, 2023
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