Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl

A girl who is awake at 5 am and is spazzing out because her room smells like cat litter. She is usually very calm, but she freaks out over smells. She is hyper and disoriented.

Isabel and Kendall were getting Jazzy Spazzy Razzmatazzy Plaidzy Pansyish Gurl -ish because the cat lives in Isabel's room and it smells like cat litter.

by kenkenbelly August 7, 2010

Jazzy Bacon

A slang term for making out with small blonde women.

Jazzy Bacon is mobile

by Basic White Guy November 25, 2021

Jazzy on the flip flop

Much like the Hawaiian "Aloha," a coastal Californian phrase for goodbye. Used by surfers, business men, and grocery store workers especially.

Boris: "I'll see you later"
Roger: "Jazzy on the flip flop, Boris"

by RTB58 February 22, 2025

Jazzy Cortes

Delusional piece of garbo who thinks she's a goddess

1: Bro did u hear about Jazzy Cortes
2: Omg not her

by PupperKiwi February 26, 2020

Carter Likes Jazzy

Carter is a clingy boy.

Carter likes Jazzy, still even though he was dumped.

by Carter is Short December 17, 2019

jazzy

Another name for a 'jazz cigarette' or joint

"God dude, I could just go for a jazzy right now."

by fvrBoggie January 8, 2024