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Jesus

The name of which we name all our children from henceforth, or there will be no second coming.
Jesus 2: Redemption Day
by captain fruit punch December 3, 2018
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Jesus

The single greatest person in the history of everything.
historian: Did you know jesus and Moses used guns to defeat the romans?
by The Great American October 7, 2008
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Jesus

Alien looking ass with a big forehead. He's a skater and he's actually not that bad. Kind of short but his funniness makes up for it. He's kinda weird too, he usually smiles at random things like doors or walls. Jesus does quick glances at anything. Jesus is like a cartoon character he always wears the same clothes.
friend 1: have u seen jesus?
friend 2: is he the one with the big forehead
by thiccthanos November 26, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is the one not to mess with.
by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018
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Jesus

Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox
Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
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Jesus

The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
Damn jesus is just a hottie
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
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Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
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