Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.
Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.
by Rusty Taint November 21, 2017
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Tire Discounters

Also known as Hell, a desolate and fiendish place ridden with demonic energies that seek to strangle any and all traces of human consciousness from people so they are more easily controlled by corporate entities (i.e. demons). The name is also an illusion, as you will be sufficiently ripped off if you get your vehicle worked on there.
"Hey man, what time do you clock out of Tire Discounters?"

'.........I don't, sorry.'
by Ozekat February 02, 2013
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chubby-tired

A feeling of total sloth resulting from over-consumption of greasy and/or fried food. Symptoms include drowsiness, loss of motivation, hysteria, delusion, abdominal pain, loss of focus and bloatedness.
I'm feeling kind of chubby-tired, can't we go on a hike tomorrow?

After eating 3 plates of cheese fries, I was feeling very chubby-tired.
by WhoWantsToEatACoyote January 05, 2011
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water the tires

to pull over to the side of the road and urinate on your tractor trailer tires or your car, pickup,suv, or motorcycle tires
" I can't hold it no more.. I gotta stop and water the tires!"
by T. Wilson December 30, 2007
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Big Tires

When a freind buys new tires and obsesses over them. Thinking they are bigger than monster truck tires, stopping at every truck he sees and comparing when while continuing to ask "are my tires big?" "you think my tires are big" if you dont thats tight
Example:

Freind 1: So that movie last night was tight huh?

Zach:
You think my tires are big

Freind 1: What?

Zach: If you dont I aint trippin Big tires
by Fif November 24, 2006
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Tire Turds

The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.
Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.
by krevWon January 18, 2011
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Flat Tire

When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.
When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.
by Dominick January 15, 2004
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