Tina dick

This is when someone's dick won't get hard because they've done too much meth. Usually accompanied with insatiable desire to try to get it hard and they proceed to jerk off for 8 hours trying to make happen.

That bitch has been up all night partyin and has tina dick.

by beendairrdondat February 6, 2010

Tina

A girl that loves to squirt her projectile vaginal fluids. She’s a projectile tuba (this is an inside joke between me and my friends)

Tina squirted all over chonchae’s chops

by Aripxp January 11, 2020

Tina Pham

A very rare species of crazy little asian girls that is only found in Southwestern Canada. There is only one real Tina Pham however recently there are a growth sprut in Tina Pham on Facebook and other websites.

OMG I just saw a Tina Pham

by icantransformya November 29, 2009

Triple Tina

When a girl sucks your balls while jerking you off and putting her finger in your butt.

"May God have mercy on the woman that invented the Triple Tina."

by DeeDubb83 March 21, 2008

Tina Tornado

The mess and craziness of a meth addict's living space.

Bobby had a Tina Tornado roll through her apartment. Damn, dat bitch is a mess! She'd better get her cracky ass in rehab.

by not-for-peepee August 1, 2009

Tina's Cookies

You take a shit onto a cookie pan. You roll out the shit with your dick. You then cut the shit into different shapes using cookie cutters. Bake in the oven. When you take the cookies out of the oven, sprinkle them with jizz for a tasty frosting.

Yeah i just made some of Tina's Cookies they should still be warm.

by HotMama243 June 16, 2010

tina terror

a girl that is at once terrible and awesome.
listens to the best hardcore musicckk in the world.
drinks lots of tea and goes to wayy too many shows but that's who she is.

oh, and she hates posers, fakes and backstabbers.

in other words, definitely the kewlest person you'll ever know.

kewl kid #1:Haii look it's tina terror!
kewl kid #2:Fer realzz? zomggzz she's so wicked.

lame/jealous/poser kid: OMG i hate tina terror.
kewl kid#1: that's cause cause yerr lame and no one likes yew.

by oh, you knoww May 24, 2008