the act of getting real tuned up (drunk) with friends, then setting out to bone the fattest chick possible.
Dude, glenn banged a 200 pounder and beat my buck eighty, once again glenn won thursday night hoggin
guy: is he really the winner?
Glenn: who cares that shits histerical
guy: is he really the winner?
Glenn: who cares that shits histerical
by matty sauce November 26, 2007
Get the thursday night hoggin mug.A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”
He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
by JackFreedom May 12, 2010
Get the Thursday all american mug.A gigantic day and/or night of chronic which falls on a Thursday. Often born of an unwillingness to wait till the weekend to get high. Thought to be named in honor of longtime chronic advocate Dr. Dre
Maria: So you going out with us tonight?
Janine: It's Thursdre, cuz. All that bud I got back the apartment isn't lighting itself up.
Janine: It's Thursdre, cuz. All that bud I got back the apartment isn't lighting itself up.
by steve_merchant_is_ok July 28, 2010
Get the Thursdre mug.Thursfriday is a Thursday before a holiday Friday; a Thursday that feels like a Friday because it is the last work day of the week (e.g. the Thursday before Good Friday is a Thusfriday).
Have a nice Thursfriday!
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Get the thuroly mug.The ritual of drinking copious amounts of whiskey each Thursday. Beer is also acceptable, but only in the presence of whiskey.
Whiskey Thursday is best accompanied by musical instruments, bluegrass and Goats.
Whiskey Thursday is best accompanied by musical instruments, bluegrass and Goats.
by drunkmafucka July 14, 2011
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