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You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

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I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

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Aggressively throbbing dick

An aggressively throbbing dick is the male genital shaking aggressively.

Kid that lives down the road: Whats a aggressively throbbing dick?
Man: When you make you silly little penis shake aggressively.

by Vagina user and cock sucker July 2, 2024

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Throbbing

What Dominic makes your girlfriends buttthole do when ever he’s around

When Dominic showed up my girl started acting really weird

I think it was Dominic

What?!? Bro I’ll never admit that

(Later that night)

So what happened babe

that guy Dominic started singing and my ass started throbbing I am so sorry babe it really turned me on

by Titty hickey August 24, 2022

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Throbbing Marlboro

when youre hitting your woman from the back, you light a cig and put it in her butthole. Wait til the cigarette burns out, and then blow your load in her butt

I heard Billy gave Katie a throbbing marlboro!

by Tommyboy3579 October 11, 2020

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