Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.

It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!

by Kevin July 26, 2004

shit thread

A thread on a message board that is not very good. In fact it is quite attrocious

Hey, that thread "I'm not a nerd by definition?" by imzjustplayin was really atrocious.

Yeah, it was a shit thread.

by brass_monkey1231231 March 25, 2008

threastion

A threat issued in the form of a question.

Saying "Do you want to be put back in diapers?" is a threastion.

by Zhaleskra March 14, 2007

magic thread

Anonymous messageboard at the yellow5.com website. Common hangout for trolls, hackers and penguins.

Also see, Pokey the penguin, meme, eigenvector girl.

100 SERIES

Don't lie to me Gustav, you're a stinking mac user!

by No_Phreaking_Way February 26, 2004

thread jacked

When someone takes your email thread from one topic completely off topic to some other subject.

Tim:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, anyone want to ride Hunter this weekend?

reply:
Will:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, I got a really cool macbook air, this thing rocks and kicks the ass of any Microsoft junk you tools use

Tim:
Email Subject: thread jacked MS vs Apple (was Snowboarding)
Damn I hate it when I get thread jacked.

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008

/thread

When someone kills a thread with the perfect answer. Therefore there is no reason for this thread to still be open.

Random guy seeking sex advices: How would I go about approaching an Islamic girl at college?

Random Guy #2: With a Bomb Squad.

Randomg Guy #3: /thread

by masongr July 7, 2014

thread-shitting

Posting off topic messages to a discussion forum. Usually, but not always, with purposeful intent to derail the discussion.

Example post for thread-shitting:

"I just ate a huge bean burrito for lunch! There really wasn't enough cheese in it, but the extra Pico made up for it. It was quite satisfying."

by uiwrfhuiwerhf May 18, 2008