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Thom Yorke 

The greatest man to ever live. The biggest genius to grace our lives. The most talented songwriter to walk the Earth.
Thom Yorke... the voice of a generation.
Thom Yorke by Queen Geek July 26, 2004

Thomas Jefferson High School

A school where a graphing calculator, protractor, and astrolabe are required in every class.
Person A: “Hey, isn’t your boyfriend on the football team at Thomas Jefferson High School?”

Person B: “Not anymore, he broke his straightedge and fractured his compass during a scrimmage last weekend.”

Thomas Jenkins

A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).
I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!
Thomas Jenkins by jendigedig July 26, 2016

Mang Thomas 

Noun. 1. California based bedroom DJ who specializes in beat making and crazy music.

2. "Americanized" spelling of the world famous Mang Tomas sauce, great for pork and chicken - one of the many products of the Philippines.

3. Rough translation: Uncle Thomas. Originally "Tomas," proper version used back in the Islands.
That's some funky shit, Mang Thomas. Play it again.
Mang Thomas by skuggs fan May 24, 2004

Thomascide 

The act of committing suicide by stepping in front of a train. Preferably a steam driven train however any train will do.
The island of sodor sucked so much he committed Thomascide.
Thomascide by cald2prch June 16, 2014

Thomas Stanley Holland 

A hot sexcccc guy who’s also a fucking cutieee😍😍😍😍😍😍😍HE’S A MAN OF MULTIPLE TALENTS LIKE ACTING SINGING AND DANCING LIKE RIHANNA!
Look at that sexy,hot,peng,fit guy over there!
“Oh him? That’s Thomas Stanley Hollandbetter known as Tom Holland and he’s the defenition of art and who wouldn’t love him”