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Zach

The best friend you could ever get so if you get one you better not leave him it is so hard to stay away from him if you get in a fight the next day you will go running right to his front door so if you are Zach hit the like and love the one and only Zach you find and let me tell you it didnt take long for us to be the best of friends i LOVE my Zach to the bottom of my heart so if you have a Zach keep him while you can.
Zach is a extremly fun and sweet dude.
by FOotBALldUDE12 November 8, 2019
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zach

A Joint of exceptional quality and fineness. Commonly causing those who partake to burst into odd songs
#1-Hey! wanna go out to the woods and smoke this fat zach with me?
#2-Is the pope catholic? lets go! Onward!
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by lovebelow December 9, 2008
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zach

zach is a player! everyone loves him, especially girls! he has a wide range of girls everywhere. hes always caught flirting. worries a lot about his reputation, stays positive, and likes to blame things on others. he doesnt care about other people only him self. but zach is a good person deep down inside, but he just hasnt prove it to himself yet.
Zach is not to be messed with.

Zach is a powerful man.

Should I date Zach, he's hot?!
by loverslanefan4eva August 12, 2011
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Zach

A complete homo that is so ugly all the girls say hes an oger
zach is a homo
by BHCds; July 8, 2011
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Zach

A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed
Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways
by Symphonian Master July 19, 2012
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Zach

(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.
Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.

Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...
by Zombaugh September 19, 2014
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zach

a guy who cums way to early.

a premature ejactulater.

the opposite of straight. (gay)
he is such a zach.

zach cums to early
by tatabugdibbell October 25, 2010
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