Albanian weed whacker

When a guy gets such a gnarly meat spin, that his penis twirls so fast it chops his partner's pubes off.

Damn, did u see Max's wicked albanian weed whacker? He chopped off all of Patrick's pubes in like 4 seconds!

by whacknsplash555 May 04, 2010

sacking my whacker

Just to jack off, plain and simple.

*Fap Fap Fap* Oh shit ma! Go away! I'm sacking my whacker in here!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre August 18, 2007

Whacker double smacker

A BIG ASS BLUNT

or a FAT rip for the boys

Holy shit my man you rolled a whacker double smacker

by daWHACKER2oublesmacker February 24, 2023

bass whacker

(pronounced as bass like the fish) one who plays a string bass, particularly in a jass group.

"Victor Wooten is one crazy bass whacker."

by crazy steve October 10, 2006

Titantic Tally Whacker

A Large Penis.

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

by mikedamitey May 20, 2009

Weed whacker golf

Game played while drinking using an old-time weed whacker and smashed beer cans. When played after midnight, a neighbors bedroom window must be one of the holes. Other typical holes can be cars and trees.

Let's play some weed whacker golf, Old Lady Peach's house is 18th hole.

by jeffro11 September 20, 2008

tally whacker

Your penis

Don't you just hate it when the space between your tally whacker and your gobblers get chafed

by bobdabuilder69 April 26, 2015