twinkie

A prison bitch. Typically young and slight of build who cannot fend off larger, violent inmates. A man who trades homosexual favors for protection in prison.

I won't be in the yard today, my twinkie just got back from the infirmary and we have a lot of catching up to do.

by jimmy da prick March 14, 2015

twinkie

A "twinkie" is the street term for selling and/or making a $20 dollar purchase of any illegal drug.

HEY, SO DID YOU END UP BUYING THAT EIGHTH OF WEED? "NAW, I ONLY HAD ENOUGH FOR A TWINKIE.

by Casualtee88 January 18, 2017

Twinkie

A word used to describe an individual who is either a native of, or resides in, Minneapolis or St.Paul, Minnesota, which are often referred to as the Twin Cities. Since the two cities are in such close proximity of each other, most residents of Minnesota, (known as Minnesotans), consider the area to be one large metropolitan area, specifically called the Twin Cities metro. This is why their baseball team is called the Minnesota Twins. Many locals may also refer to the baseball team as "The Twinkies." Twinkies can also refer to an actual set of twins as well.

People from the Twin Cities are known as Twinkies just as people from Pheonix are known as Phoenicians

Did you catch the Twinkies game last night? (referring to the Minnesota Twins baseball team)

All the Twinkies are headed up north to their cabins for the summer.

The cute girl over there is a Twinkie, she grew up in St. Paul, MN

Theres a couple of twinkies over there waiting for you. (Referring to a set of twins, most likely from the Twin Cities.)

by Lafonda Lola Larkin March 16, 2017

Twinky

twinky is a fat person. it is a fat fuker who needs 2 stay outta mi life.

wow that kid is a twinky. he is so fat

by u_dont_no_me October 15, 2004

Twinkie

Those asian people who act like they're white. Usually pass their classes, but dumb down their vocabulary enough to communicate with the white trash they hang around. Hence they become twinkies, yellow on the outside, but white on the inside.

Douche1: Man, have you seen that Ashley chick?
Douche2: Yeah dude, I thought asian people were supposed to be nerds or something
Douche1: I guess she's a twinkie or something

by ThatOtherWhiteGuy December 11, 2013

Twinkie

A white person who either pretends or wants to be an American Indian. They get their pictures taken with plastic shamans and wear colored feathers in their hair. Also, they do rename themselves. Names like Chasing Rainbows, and Spirit of the White Wolf. Sometimes more serious names. They love to insult actual Indians, saying "Oh, you don't look Indian" or "I add my 14th vision quest today, wha's yours?" They're usually like 1/16 Indian, less, or maybe none at all. They always buy the Billabong or Hurley shirts with tribal patterns on them, and have dreamcatchers everywhere. Liscense plates feature over-muscled men with feathers in their hair. Beware of twinkie households, you can bet there is a fur rug and Indian paintings everywhere. Twinkies---annoying as hell.

Kelly: "Hey, Emmy and Steph! Last night I hung out with my grandma's best friend, Mrs. Falling Rocks, and we had a blast! She is amazing! She can speak her native language and she taught me a few words and gave me this feather and...." blah..etc.
Steph: "Oh...um...."
Emmy: "What a twinkie."

by G.LateSpring<3 April 28, 2010

Twinkie

A derogatory term used to represent fat/homely/fuglywomen.

The term twinkie was origionally derived from the phrase, "fat chicks smell like twinkies".

It was once thought that a women who ate their own weight in twinkies would eventually smell like twinkies.

"Dude, dont look now, but that twinkie in the red dress is checking you out!"
"Aww dude... She looks like the kool-aid man...with cankles"

by TT0MM March 3, 2012