Tug as in rub and tug.
Hooker: You can’t take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.
Howie: I don’t know any joe dog or tugboat. We can end it right here.
Howie: I don’t know any joe dog or tugboat. We can end it right here.
by salgood, man June 18, 2022
Get the Tugboatmug. 1.When someone goes to the toilet under the pretenses of taking a shit, but instead has a wank.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.
2.When someone goes to the toilet for a shit, and has wank while they're there.
by Tugboat'sAreBest April 13, 2015
Get the Tugboatmug. What Beth wants. She had it once. He wore women's underwears and she let him get away after riding the motion of the ocean. Letting him get away: Biggest. Regret. Ever.
Beth: "I need to totes get some"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"
Arlyn: "Call on that captain to 'tug your boat'"
Beth: "For Shiz, I gotta get my tugboat captain back"
by BBLLAP February 13, 2013
Get the Tugboat Captainmug.