Tim

Tim is the best friend you will ever have

He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason

You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking

No matter how far away you are from each other

He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything

Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*

by Human.bitch May 24, 2020

Tim

A person that believes everything that they see on the internet. Mostly of german descent.

Hi my name is Tim, I've read that 5G towers cause corona.

by kschumi July 1, 2021

Timmed

When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.

Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!

by Trevortimm June 6, 2022

Tim

When someone is being a really retarted, immature, or doing something really dumb
Like in most cases a prank or rather immature prank that someone pulls

*Johnny draws a penis on a desk*
"Johnny you're a Tim"
*Carlos puts hand sanitizer on somebody's chair before they sit down*
"Carlos you're such a Tim dude"

by Insane man69420 April 21, 2021

On tims

To swear something on Timberland’s boots

Jake: on god? Nah I put that on tims

by Ontims September 15, 2020

Tim

If you are a Tim than you are a person described as unfunny, not cool, or a “looser”

Yo, stop being a Tim, I hate Tims

by Plump wang69 January 2, 2020

Tim

A nice guy. He will try to be your friend. If you are rude, he will keep trying. He will give up and avoid you after that. Has been through a lot, but doesn't show it. You are truly lucky to have him, and if you break up with him, he will remember you for months, and often makes inappropriate jokes to hide his sadness. He's very loyal. His love is always genuine. Some days, he may push you to the side, but he will realize that and try to make it up.

Man, I dont think Tim can take another break-up. He's just such a great guy.

by henlo is me February 7, 2018