I am Thor!

when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.
(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"
by Kleetis III May 29, 2009
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sweet baby thor

a fancy way of saying, "oh my god."
me: i hope you fall off a cliff fucking asshole terrible dick shit fuck why do you exist it’s offensive i hope you DIE satan take this gremlin back

her: sweet baby thor where this is anger come from
by 123612361236 January 07, 2012
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Thee Thor Special

the insertion of a charging cord into the tip of male genitals, while the charger is plugged into the wall.
G Bizzle, did you do Thee Thor Special again?
by coochiekong May 17, 2022
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I Am Thor

Used by gay man to describe how they feel after a night of sex.
"I am Thor!"
"YOU are thor? I'm tho thor I can barely thit!"
by JThompson March 21, 2007
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Thor's Secret Power

Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".

It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.

P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.

Enjoy your shock therapy
You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.
by SomeGuyUwu June 30, 2022
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Piece control thor

A guy who pretends to be Thor and mighty and worthy, but they are just a weak virgin soul
Oh hey is that piece control thor?

yeah he’s totally funny dude!
by thatoneguywhodie March 24, 2021
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big gay thor

big gay thor is the name of a creature not well known out the confines of his immediate insubordiantes.

this mighty diety has been known to prowl the red light district of any and ever country, hoping to find volunteers to attempt his infamous 'reload' technique.
shaniqua: holy f*^k its BIG GAY THOR

kieron: come here Thor I am ready for you this time
by lucither May 20, 2010
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