Dirty Submarine

The act of using your nose and face to gently burrow into the cheeks of your partner. Once inside, agressively shake your head side to side while making a propeller sound through your mouth. Imgaine motorboating in the rear.

The other day this fat chick bent down in front of me so I decided to dirty submarine her.

by Scomar November 24, 2009

alaskan submarine

An alaskan submarine is what you call it when a mormon couple go out into the woods to dance naked in the snow and wife number 1 lures a bear into a clearing with canned spam and the smell of her menstrual blood, and wife number two runs out with a pot of cooked samon to distract the bear from eating wife number two, in the mean time the husband arrives with a chocolate fountain which he knows will drive both his women and the bear insane with lust, then the wives jump onto the bear and take turns pouring whiskey down the bears thoat while the husband stares the bear down menacingly and keeps his dog pack barking at the bear. Then wife number 1 slits the bears throat wide open, while wife number two errotically dances in front of it as it bleeds to death. Then wife number 2 skins the bear and wife number 1 pleasures her inside the bear skin to maintain body heat and also to avoid harming the baby. Then the husband has anal sex with wife number 1 while wife number two prepares bear meat. Then the husband erects a tent made out of bear skin over the sled for his wives to sleep in while he mushes their dogs across through the woods. Then when the husband is tired in the morning both wives take turns sucking him off before he goes to sleep and wife number 2 feeds the tired husband and wife number 1 feeds the dogs and builds a fire for camp.

I'm planning a trip to alaska with my two wives and I definitely know that at least one of my wives would be into the alaskan submarine.

by muddenhoney December 7, 2010

arctic submarine

take a poop and make sure it is solid. take that sucker out of the toilet and put it into the freezer. once it has frozen your girlfriend takes the poop out of the freezer and uses it as a dildo.

my girl arctic submarined last night.

by trolly April 25, 2007

submarine duty

Being forced to work in close quarters or cramped spaces with other people where privacy is unattainable.

I had to work in the San Francisco office last week and it was, like, submarine duty.

by mojocracker August 19, 2011

Yellow Submarine

When a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and starts to piss while screaming "DOWN PERISCOPE!"

I went all captain Nemo on her ass last night and gave her my Yellow Submarine.

by donjuan13 March 3, 2014

Yellow Submarine

The act of urinating inside any of a partner's orifices during intercourse.

Partner 1: "This anal intercourse is lovely, dear, but I have to urinate. I'll be right back."

Partner 2: "No, honey--just give me a yellow submarine!"

Partner 1: "Yayyy!"

by Andy100 October 15, 2006

submarine races

Secret code for making out/having sex, because you can't watch a submarine race; it's underwater. "Submarine" can also be used to mean cock, dick or penis.

1. Can be used in casual conversation while talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend's extremely boring parents. 2. Can be used pretty much anywhere.

1. "Oh, I'm so glad to hear that your cat's surgery went well, Mrs. Smith. Johnny, babe, want to go watch the submarine races?"
2. "Hey girl. Want to come watch the submarine races with me?"

by popcornprincess December 24, 2010