Selective Jewdaism

choosing what parts of the Jewish faith fits you and practicing what you like best

He practices Selective Jewdaism, he's a shomer shabbos - doesnt drive on the shabbos but talks on the phone, doesn't use the computer but watches TV, doesn't mix meat and dairy but won't wait 3 hours for desert.

by Rabi BigK November 18, 2009

selective reading

When you have no intention of reading someone's bullshit. So you scan read and only pick out what is relevant to you.

JamsBeam: "I'm going to write a name with my right hand and I'll eat a chip with my left hand"
Me:"are you having a Ketos session Bro?"
JamsBeam:"How does your mind completely erase the word write and replace it with masturbating?"
Me:"it's called selective reading"

by GbAbE September 9, 2018

Selectively nice

Someone who selects who their nice to
Sometimesw based on status
Or what they can get from person

Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her

by Kennysva May 26, 2018

Selective Sexing

It’s like being a hoe but classier.

Lisa isn’t a slut she’s just selective sexing!

by Beankins August 20, 2020

selective debt

When a person says they dont have enough money to pay bills, but go out and spend tons of money on luxury items

Tim: You're $5,000 in the hole on bills

Sarah: I know, but check out my new louis vuitton!!

Tim: You need to stop with this selective debt problem of yours...

by weorujahg January 22, 2010

Selective posting

When some makes a post to appeal to a certain person, or make a post to strike emotions.

Hey bro did you post that because the girls would look at your sick bod, its kind of Selective posting.

by moistcat March 23, 2021

Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017