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presidential dinner

The sense of dread you get when seeing someone naked for the first time because their body is nothing like you anticipated due to a government shutdown.
I brought becky home last night, man what a presidential dinner.
by CthulhuBooHoo January 16, 2019
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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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Presidential fade

Calling off or breaking up with a significant other by reaching out and making an effort in the relationship less and less until the significant other is being ignored.
Rather than being straight forward and breaking up her boyfriend Jim, Susan did the presidential fade.
by ABirdM June 29, 2022
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Presidential

Instead of making derogatory remarks like, retard, faggot, nigger, spic, Jew, etc, let's use a word that has disappointed the masses for years, president or presidential for a more broad term.
Yo, bro, that was the most presidential thing I have ever seen!

You are the biggest president I have ever seen.

Dude, do you know him? You are a serious Pice President
by jcr987 August 29, 2019
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presidential oath of office

"I (state your name) do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, so help me God."
Chief justice: Mr./Mrs. President, are you ready to take the presidential oath of office?

President: I am

Chief Justice: Repeat after me, I (president’s name) do solemnly swear

President: I (name) do solemnly swear

Chief Justice: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

President: that I will faithfully execute the President of the United States

Chief Justice: and will to the best of my ability

President: and will to the best of my ability

Chief Justice: preserve, protect, and defend

President: preserve, protect, and defend

Chief Justice: The Constitution of the United States

President: The Constitution of the United States

Chief Justice: So help me God

President: So help me God

Chief Justice and President of the United States: (shake hands)

Chief Justice: says “Congratulations Mr./Mrs. President.” while shaking hands with the POTUS

President: Gives inaugural address
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 16, 2020
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Pulling a presidential

"'Pulling a Presidential' describes the tactless action of aggressively seizing a woman's vulva in an attempted display of dominance. Inspired by former President Trump's infamous and disrespectful 'grab her by the p***y' comment.
John got caught 'pulling a Presidential' at the office party.
by PickleLizard91 December 1, 2023
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A phrase to describe how president trump is clutching to his presidency when he actually didnt win the 2020 election
Trump: I WON THIS ELECTION! BY A LOT!
DG: nah bro thats just a presidential cling-on running gag
by BeanSucc January 7, 2021
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