munging

Boring dead people

*boom tish*

Having sex with a newly exhumed corpse of either sex

by Daniel June 15, 2004

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"Munging" to mung- is the act of 4 or more males digging up and fornicating with a dead female corpse each of which ejaculate inside the cadaver. after everyone has finished the smallest or weakest of the group positions his mouth on the cadavers vaginal area. as the heaviest of the group bounces or jumps on the cadavers pelvic and/or abdominal area. as this occurs all the maggots, ejaculate, em bombing fluid and any other liquids left brewing in the cadavers stomach will be forced out all of the major and miner orifices in said corpse. the most prominent of which being the vagina as this happens the lucky one with his mouth placed over the vagina will then ketch all the liquids maggots ejaculate ect. in his mouth and attempt to swallow it if the boy fails to swallow the majority of the liquids he will then be pummeled and/or killed.

"You better swallow that mung Alex."

by ACID THE INJECTOR October 13, 2007

munge

The act of stabbing someone and eating whatever comes out.

Last night, I munged Albert Einsteins body.

by The.masked.a.munger April 25, 2003

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for real mung the rcipie is as follows: First you must find a sutiable female candidate of your liking whom you must then kill so that no holes hare puntured in the skin. next you sew all open orifices till they are closed tightly (mouth, ears, nose, anus, vagina). you place the prepared body in an open area in the hot sun (for best results attempt during summer)for at least one week. after one week cut open the vagina and have someone STOMP on the stomache. every thing that is propelled into your mouth is MUNG. Enjoy!

Those are rather large boots will you help me extract some mung?

by sneakatoke July 30, 2008

mung

a term in which to feast

i want to mung on some cheese toast! yummmm!

by sarah jane wise wiseman August 18, 2006

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To quote 'Mavens word of the Day' from February 10, 2000:

In the 1970s there was a column in Sex Newspapers called Mung. When asked why the column had this name, Peters, the editor, said, "If you'll remember the old high school gross contests... Mung was this stuff: 'You take a pregnant lady gorilla... and you tie her by the heals upside-down from a branch, and you beat her on the belly with a board – and the stuff that comes out of her mouth, that's Mung'" (1970).

The poachers ruined their valuable silver back gorilla pelt by getting mung all over it.

by Bored and Dangerous April 8, 2007

mung

the mucus that is released when you poop.

I put the mung in his mouth when he was sleeping

by dranglemaster May 10, 2008