MJ

A desperate and sleezy car salesman that only found success in a booming market that somehow still uses a pager in 2024.
Man I went to buy a car today and ran into an absolute MJ. Guy smelled like whiskey and sadness.
by charles3748 January 5, 2024
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MJ

an arrogant guy who thinks he knows everything and thinks he can get any girl he wants. In reality, he’s quite annoying.
“MJ gets on my nerves.”
by drummerboy221 March 10, 2019
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send mj

A meme originated from famous Twitch Streamer Caseoh;

When playing the game 60 Seconds, in a family of four one person has to be sent out. The chat, which usually decides who leaves, always picks MJ (Mary Jane) because she is “Caseoh’s daughter”, or because she is obese, similar to Caseoh, to go out into the wild.

This term may be used as a reference to Caseoh, or in a situation where someone has to go somewhere dangerous/risky
Person A: Who’s going in the teachers lounge
Person B: Send mj
by iChewOnRatBonesForDinner March 24, 2024
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mj

The acronym, 'mj,' is defined to be 'meet Jesus,' so, unless they are going to Church, anyone who uses the phrase, 'mj' could be using it as a different way to say they're going to die.
by forgalicious August 28, 2022
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mj gregs

Y’all seen Mj Gregs?
That MF on DayZ fr fr
by TheRealReptar April 13, 2022
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MJ Effect

A girl with the name starting with M, and a boy with a name starting with J have so much crazy sex it makes everyone around them green with jealous rage. So much so that everyone hates they are together.
Can you believe those two? They have such an MJ Effect on people it's astonishing!
by TheAfroAlien April 4, 2025
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MJ Stickem

I just got paid I feel like mj stickem
by mjstickem August 18, 2022
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