Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.

After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.

by Dakopi March 16, 2021

Missionary

One of those sex positions old people find difficult due to all the floppiness but you can do role play so it’s okay 👍🏻

I needed a quickie so he just flopped me in missionary

by Goddessb;tch May 19, 2023

Missionary Syndrome

The belief that one party should support the acting party purely out of the nature of the cause.

That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!

by I.C.Eyes May 31, 2018

standing missionary

Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.

by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 23, 2021

Missionary BBQ

A sexual adventure with 3 or more people. While two are performing missionary sex, they are simultaneously getting their asses eaten after the added members just finished eating hot wings.

Aka saucey group tackle.

Its was weird last night after your parents got home from Buffalo Wild Wings when they wanted to join in and make it a missionary bbq.

by Tits-and-grits July 19, 2022

Missionary Power Bottom

Straight-girl version of a power bottom: missionary, legs locked, while piston driving her hips into overdrive, jackhammering upward while the dude on top chills as if he is a human dildo-zero thrusts, completely still.

“Bro, I’m still seeing stars. She looked me dead in the eye, said ‘Don’t you dare move,’ and went full Missionary Power Bottom™ on me. Ten minutes later I was speaking in tongues and the headboard filed a restraining order.”

by ThrustFundManager69 November 7, 2025

Missionary

I don't know

I don't know missionary

by anonymous November 30, 2021